They make better pizza than this in prison.

My wife and I recently traveled to visit some friends of ours. The city they live in has great weather.

So we rode top down in their convertible and had lunch at a restaurant on the lake. 

The scenery was beautiful, the beer was cold. Life couldn’t have been better. 

Until the waiter brought me my pizza.

I was a few beers in when the waiter brought my pizza. So kindly asked the waiter.

“What in the f*ck is this?!”

He turned and looked at me like he was an owl I’d just offended.

So I doubled down.

I said, “Seriously man. What in the f*ck is this? This surely isn’t the sausage pizza I ordered. This thing you’ve presented me with is concerning. Is the cook okay? This food looks like the cook is giving up on life. This piss poor excuse for a pizza looks like...

My wife cut me off before I could continue. She asked the waiter to just take it back and told him she would share her food with me. 

(Later I learned she did not want to reorder cause she knew they were going to spit in my food, at best. She’s probably right 😂)

Before the waiter could walk off, my buddy then chimed in.

He said to the waiter, “Seriously man. I worked in a federal prison for 20+ years. Our inmates got better pizza than this.”

I don’t know if it was the alcohol but I died laughing. To the point of tears. To the point where everybody at the restaurant was looking at us. 

Shortly after that, our wives closed our tabs and ushered us out of the restaurant. 

We had to hear about it on the way home but I don’t care. What was I supposed to do?

Serving that type of food is not acceptable. Once again, I could have handled it better but it made for one hell of a memory. My buddy and I joked about it all evening. 

What would you have done differently, if anything? 

Enjoy your Sunday! 

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