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Bald Buck - Homemade Pizza
Here is something I do that really pisses my wife off.
I can be a little anal retentive.
My garage is well organized.
My office is neat and tidy.
My lawn is immaculate.
I hire someone to do the lawn stuff. I am too old for all that.
But when it comes to keeping our home organized, I do most of the work.
My wife, on the other hand, could give 2 sh*ts.
As long as things aren't on fire, she can live with chaos.
Our different personalities around organization means we sometimes bump heads.
Here is a brief story of how we bumped heads this past Tuesday.
Wifey wanted to make a pepperoni pizza together.
So I went, bought all the ingredients and even got a nice bottle of red wine.
We put some music on, made the pizza and had good conversation.
Once the pizza was done, she asked me to cut it so she could go prepare the table.
So I cut the pizza.
When she came back to the kitchen, she said….
“Buck! What in the actual f*ck is this?”
I said, “Well, babe, I believe they call this a pizza.”
She said, “Don’t play dumb. Why in the hell did you cut the pizza like this? Are you already drunk?”

I told her, “I’m not drunk……..yet.”
I cut the pizza like this to avoid cutting the pepperoni into pieces. This way we get nice full-sized pepperoni on each slice.”
She looked at me with pure disdain.
We then spent the entire dinner going back and forth over my pizza-cutting choice.
It ended up being a fun night. However, she’s been giving me hell about this all week.
I think my decision made sense.
However, if you think I have problems, I agree. And I’d like to know what you think.
Enjoy your Sunday!
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Buck’s Homemade Pizza
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