Fries

Has this BS ever happened to you?

Wife and I went out to do some early back to school, shopping for the grandbabies. 

So we went to Walmart and ended up buying more than school supplies. 

We were hungry after that shopping. Wifey said she was in the mood for fries we decided to stop by McDonalds.

She ordered a medium fries. I ordered a large. When we got the order, this is what it looked like.

This made no damn sense to me. I ordered a bigger set of fries, yet I got the same amount as her.

I was about to get up, take my fries to the counter, and let them know my thoughts.

However, wifey must have seen the look on my face because she beat me to it. 

I saw her saying a few words to the person at the counter. After that, she returned with more damn fries than we could eat. And we didn’t pay a penny extra.

She showed me a lesson that day. 

You can attract more bees with honey than you will with vinegar. 

But hell man, I am full of nothing but piss and vinegar. 

From now on, I am just going to let her do the talking…as long as she can beat me to it 😎

This stuff ever happen to you with fries?

Back in the day, when I ordered fries, I could get full off what I found in the bottom of the bag. Nowadays when I order fries, the bottom of the bag is almost bone dry? 

What happened? 

Enjoy your Sunday!

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