I took a sh*t and got the cops called on me.

A few years ago, against my better judgment, I went to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant.

My plan was to work from there and have lunch. 

I got my laptop out and eventually gobbled down the food. 

Predictably, The Food Opened My Bowels Right Up

I had to go. There was no way I could wait for the bill.

I knew I'd be in the bathroom for a while. So I grabbed my stuff cause I didn’t want it out in the open. 

I was in there for a while. When I got done doing my business, I came out and saw my waitress talking to the cops.

That’s when they saw me. I walked over there. 

Apparently, the waitress just saw me load up my stuff and disappear. 

So she called the cops in for a dine and dash. 

I explained the situation to everyone. The cop said, 

“Sir, Why Did You Take Your Laptop To The Bathroom?”

I said, “Look around you, young man. This ain't the fanciest establishment. Why wouldn’t I take my laptop to the bathroom?”

The situation ended up being light-hearted. We all had a laugh, and I paid my bill. 

I tipped more for the trouble.

My wife loves this story. I hope you enjoyed it too.

What is one of the biggest misunderstandings to ever happen to you?

Enjoy your Sunday. 

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