I was charged $10 for the salad you see below:

My wife and I went out for lunch.

I am trying to eat healthy, so I ordered the house salad. 

They brought out that abomination pictured at the top of this email. 

As soon as the waitress handed it to me, I told her, “Please take this burger garnishment back and get me a salad.”

My wife shifted uncomfortably.

She told me to hush. 

I didn’t. 

They wanted $10 for this trash, and I wasn't having it. 

The waitress said it was the house salad. If I sent it back, I'd just get something similar.

I told her she'd get a similar reaction from me if she brought back more of this rabbit food.

By now, my wife was clearly annoyed and wanted to leave. 

She told me to chill out.

I didn’t.

The waitress then sent the manager over to me. 

I let the manager know what I thought about this overpriced head of lettuce they call a salad. 

After going back and forth, the manager eventually offered me a refund. 

I told him to bring me a pizza instead. He agreed. 

The good news is I ended up getting a $20 pizza for $10. 

The bad news is that my wife did not talk to me all afternoon.

Oh well. 

You've got to take the good with the bad.

I just don’t know why all pizza places have such crappy salads.

What would you have done if you were me? 

Thank you and enjoy your Sunday!

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