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What would my life be like if I had a vagina? 🤔 This week, I asked myself that question. 

Here is why. 

Last year my granddaughter had her car detailed. When her car was ready, the company sent her this message. See below:

I felt this message was highly unprofessional because:

  • They typed the message by hand instead of using an automated, consistent system.

  • My granddaughter’s first name isn’t "Gorgeous."

  • She went there for a service, not to be flirted with. This is a car wash, not a bar.

I told my granddaughter to choose another car wash next time. She disagreed. She admitted the guy’s message was inappropriate. But the car wash is close to the house and affordable.

I understood her point. So I said next time she gets her car detailed, I'm going with her.

This week, she needed her car cleaned again. So, I went with her to drop it off. Everything seemed normal, except for the message she received this time. See below:

It’s surprising what women have to deal with. Things I’d never even have to consider.

Even small things like being hit on while running errands.

I didn't really think about this until I had a daughter and granddaughter.

Well, anyway, let me tell you how this story ends. 

I took screenshots of both texts my granddaughter received from that car wash, posted them on Google Reviews, and shared my opinion with the world.

My granddaughter did not appreciate that, but my wife and I sure had one hell of a laugh. 🤣

Enjoy your Sunday!

3 Interesting Articles

I found this article interesting, so I checked my junk drawer. The author was exactly right: it showed my indecision, procrastination, and trouble letting things go.

Earlier this week, I made myself a huge breakfast. My wife glanced at me, then at my plate, and back at me again. Later, she sent me this article. Think she’s trying to tell me something?

I hired a personal trainer recently, but fired him after just two days. He should've read this article. At my age, getting to the gym is a win. But he acted like I wanted to become Arnold…………dumb a** trainer.

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